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Jul 3rd, 2006, 08:23
Men shopping

Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they collide

1st bloke to 2nd bloke; "sorry mate, I'm looking for my wife & I wasn't paying attention to where I was going"

2nd to 1st; That's ok mate, what a coincidence. I'm also looking for my wife"

1st to 2nd; "Well, maybe we can help each other, what does your wife look like?"

2nd to 1st; "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, blue eyes, blonde hair, big breasts, & she is wearing short shorts & a tank top. What does yours look like?"

1st to 2nd; "Doesn't matter----------let's look for yours"

Van Deka
Jul 3rd, 2006, 22:37
i thought i knew this joke but it was different

Dj Superior
Jul 4th, 2006, 00:02
haha, had heard this one before! Great one :D