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DreamensioN
Jul 14th, 2006, 10:08
We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
Definition for each is listed below.


GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Dan
Jul 15th, 2006, 01:51
loooool

colsmith999
Aug 27th, 2006, 22:31
very good...I suppose this means I have no Guts.....or Balls!!!

Van Deka
Aug 29th, 2006, 17:59
very good...I suppose this means I have no Guts.....or Balls!!!

lmaoooooo :P

Dan
Aug 29th, 2006, 20:34
LMAO funny