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    Talking Summer Classes for Men

    Summer Classes for Men at
    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM


    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.



    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.


    Class 3

    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.


    Class 4
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.

    Class 5
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.


    Class 6
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum


    Class 7
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.


    Class 8
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.


    Class 9
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.


    Class 10
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing

    Class 11
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.


    Class 12
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.



    Class 13
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.



    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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    fook dat

    *leaves toilet seat up*

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    Quote Originally Posted by 90degrees View Post
    fook dat

    *leaves toilet seat up*


    *sends 90 a gift certificate for a Harmony™ Automatic Slow Closing Toilet Seat
    The seat that ends arguments by closing automatically every time you flush.





    you do flush, don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by t4e View Post
    *sends 90 a gift certificate for a Harmony™ Automatic Slow Closing Toilet Seat
    The seat that ends arguments by closing automatically every time you flush.





    you do flush, don't you?


    hmm, so have to lift it up everytime no matter what? that's too much work...

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