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    What Makes 100%?

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
    What Makes100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
    100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    What makes up 100% in life?

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And.......,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

    While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get
    you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
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    i always give 100% at work.

    mondays 5%
    tuesdays 30%
    wednesdays 35%
    thursdays 20%
    fridays 10%
    -----------------
    100%

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    @ t4e's post:
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    i am more than 100%...so what does that make me?
    bring on the mad beatz

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    L-I-G-H-T S-E-Q-U-E-N-C-E
    12+9+7+8+20+19+5+17+21+5+14+3+5=145

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    lol great post!

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    lol

    T +A+R +E+K =
    20+1+18+5+11= 55%

    FAIL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarek View Post
    lol

    T +A+R +E+K =
    20+1+18+5+11= 55%

    FAIL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarek View Post
    lol

    T +A+R +E+K =
    20+1+18+5+11= 55%

    FAIL
    u sure did!!! you got an F
    bring on the mad beatz

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    lmao! love it

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    Genius..
    "A chain is only as strong as its weakest link"

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    Nice one!

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