What Makes 100%?

What Makes 100%?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And.......,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get
you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

i always give 100% at work.

mondays 5%
tuesdays 30%
wednesdays 35%
thursdays 20%
fridays 10%
-----------------
100%

@ t4e's post:

i am more than 100%...so what does that make me?

L-I-G-H-T S-E-Q-U-E-N-C-E
12+9+7+8+20+19+5+17+21+5+14+3+5=145

lol great post!

lol

T +A+R +E+K =
20+1+18+5+11= 55%

FAIL

Tarek said:

lol

T +A+R +E+K =
20+1+18+5+11= 55%

FAIL

Click to expand...

Tarek said:

lol

T +A+R +E+K =
20+1+18+5+11= 55%

FAIL

Click to expand...

u sure did!!! you got an F

lmao! love it

:LMAO::LMAO:

Genius..

Nice one!