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    School Answering Machine - hilarious LMAO

    (This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!)

    This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School
    (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone
    answering machine.
    This is the actual answering machine message for the
    school. It came about because they implemented a policy requiring
    students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and
    missing homework.
    The school and teachers are being sued by parents who
    want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even
    though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and
    did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

    The outgoing message:
    __________________________________________________ _

    "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
    school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
    please listen to all the options before making a selection:

    * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

    * To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2

    * To complain about what we do - Press 3

    * To swear at staff members - Press 4

    * To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in
    your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

    * If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

    * If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7

    * To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8

    * To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

    * To complain about school lunches - Press 0

    * If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
    accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work,
    homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of
    effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

    *If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country.





    No, its not true...but i wonder how many schools would love to have that message
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    jajajajajaja. LMAO.
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    * presses 8 *

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    *presses 1 and prepares to imitate parent's voice*

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    Hahahaha

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    WTF!!
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    Como que esta cosa no habla espaņol? a ver 'mijo venga y digame que fregados dice este pin... telefono!

    (Mexican Inmigrant spoken)

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    LOLOLOL
    i actually go to Pali :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Jekyll View Post
    Como que esta cosa no habla espaņol? a ver 'mijo venga y digame que fregados dice este pin... telefono!

    (Mexican Inmigrant spoken)
    classic. i member when my mom told me that. i used to tell her the good things only.

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    LOOOL :D:D

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    Thumbs up

    Hahaa.. Holy Sheet!.. LOVED IT!


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