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    10 Things That Piss Me Off:

    1. People who point at their wrist while
    asking for the time. I know where my watch is,
    buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at
    my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

    2. People in the supermarket check out line
    who wait until their entire bill is rung up
    before they begin writing their check.
    Hello...is the store name going to change,
    or the date, or your signature before the
    clerk finishes? Get a clue!

    3. People who are willing to get off their
    ass to search the entire room for the damn TV
    remote because they refuse to walk to the TV
    and change it manually!

    4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to
    have your cake and eat it, too." Screw that!!!
    What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't
    eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's
    piece of cake instead.

    5. When people say..."It's always the last
    place you look." No shit!! Why the hell would
    you keep looking for it after you've already
    found it?? Do people do this?? Who and where
    are they??

    6. When people say, while watching a movie
    .."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid
    $7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the
    ceiling up there. What did you come here for??.

    7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
    Didn't really give me a choice there, did
    ya buddy?

    8. When something is "New & Improved," Which
    is it? If it's new, there has never been anything
    before it. If it's an improvement then there must
    have been something before it!

    9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks
    if you know how fast you were going. "You should
    know, a$$hole. You're the one that pulled me
    over!"

    Here's the 10TH thing that really bugs
    me....

    10. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that
    by annoying other people with stupid mail with
    no meaning, that they will grant you a wish, or
    make your long-lost love fall into your arms.
    Bullshit! I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid
    chain letter that the computer gods are going to
    curse me!! What a crock of shit!!!

    By the way, if you send this to 10
    people, shit won't happen, and that person you're
    in love with won't come crawling to you...so if
    you feel this is funny, go on and send it to some
    one else, but don't expect one damn thing in return!
    Your signature contains too many lines and must be shortened.

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    1,6,9, & 10 =

    #3 i am guilty of
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    cracks me up all the time. i hate those stupid chain letter. OMG im still alive!!

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    this is to funny....
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    DEFINITELY 10,lmao its so anyoing when people do that .i hate it when they do that T_T

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    Quote Originally Posted by t4e View Post
    10 Things That Piss Me Off:

    1. People who point at their wrist while
    asking for the time. I know where my watch is,
    buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at
    my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
    I get that one a lot LOL. It's as if you're some sort of foreigner and they're trying to communicate with you.

    What I like to do is give them the wrong time and screw them up.
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    bu ga ga ^))

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    grrrr bicthyy clients!! i swear as if i told them to get up on the wrong side of the bed!!
    bring on the mad beatz

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    hahaha! this is funny!

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    For #1 soon theres going to be some new way of point involving pretending to reach into your pocket, pulling out your cellphone and checking the time lol

    for #3 it makes sense because you can waste a bit more time finding the remote to change channells because if youre going to change them alot you waste less work adding it all up finding the remote than walking up to the tv all the time.... plus on new TVs its a ***** consideting the buttons are in weird places and you have 200+ channels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by t4e View Post
    10 Things That Piss Me Off:

    1. People who point at their wrist while
    asking for the time. I know where my watch is,
    buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at
    my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

    2. People in the supermarket check out line
    who wait until their entire bill is rung up
    before they begin writing their check.
    Hello...is the store name going to change,
    or the date, or your signature before the
    clerk finishes? Get a clue!

    3. People who are willing to get off their
    ass to search the entire room for the damn TV
    remote because they refuse to walk to the TV
    and change it manually!

    4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to
    have your cake and eat it, too." Screw that!!!
    What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't
    eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's
    piece of cake instead.

    5. When people say..."It's always the last
    place you look." No shit!! Why the hell would
    you keep looking for it after you've already
    found it?? Do people do this?? Who and where
    are they??

    6. When people say, while watching a movie
    .."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid
    $7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the
    ceiling up there. What did you come here for??.

    7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
    Didn't really give me a choice there, did
    ya buddy?

    8. When something is "New & Improved," Which
    is it? If it's new, there has never been anything
    before it. If it's an improvement then there must
    have been something before it!

    9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks
    if you know how fast you were going. "You should
    know, a$$hole. You're the one that pulled me
    over!"

    Here's the 10TH thing that really bugs
    me....

    10. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that
    by annoying other people with stupid mail with
    no meaning, that they will grant you a wish, or
    make your long-lost love fall into your arms.
    Bullshit! I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid
    chain letter that the computer gods are going to
    curse me!! What a crock of shit!!!

    By the way, if you send this to 10
    people, shit won't happen, and that person you're
    in love with won't come crawling to you...so if
    you feel this is funny, go on and send it to some
    one else, but don't expect one damn thing in return!

    word!

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    Hehe. Great. Very very good:-)
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