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    Talking Kids Are Quick

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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.

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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
    have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!

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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
    tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
    didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
    your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher
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    10/10 ROFL

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    LOL
    I just can't get through the day without Tranceahol

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    haha great!

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    "TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook."

    F'ing right! hahahahaha

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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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    Aahahaha! Greeeeat!!
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    kids are Quick

    old but gold thought of sharing
    ah I wana be a kid again!

    Kids Are Quick

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    lol these jokes are killer.. must notepad it

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