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    Talking my 1 day employment

    My 1 day employment

    So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
    a good find for many retirees,
    I lasted less than a day......
    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
    unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
    Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
    'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
    Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
    'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
    Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

    So I replied,
    'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
    I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
    Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altered-Mind View Post
    My 1 day employment

    So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
    a good find for many retirees,
    I lasted less than a day......
    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
    unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
    Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
    'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
    Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
    'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
    Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

    So I replied,
    'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
    I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
    Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'


    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.


    dammmm Erik!! Sorry about your job.... But dammm!! You owned her face!!!


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    Brilliant, Love it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altered-Mind View Post
    I replied,
    'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
    I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
    Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.


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    nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altered-Mind View Post
    My 1 day employment

    So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
    a good find for many retirees,
    I lasted less than a day......
    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
    unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
    Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
    'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
    Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
    'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
    Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

    So I replied,
    'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
    I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
    Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
    did this really happen?

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    haha nice one

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    Good one

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    This is too funny to read again I heard a joke like this, I guess it was based in this fact?
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