Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they collide
1st bloke to 2nd bloke; "sorry mate, I'm looking for my wife & I wasn't paying attention to where I was going"
2nd to 1st; That's ok mate, what a coincidence. I'm also looking for my wife"
1st to 2nd; "Well, maybe we can help each other, what does your wife look like?"
2nd to 1st; "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, blue eyes, blonde hair, big breasts, & she is wearing short shorts & a tank top. What does yours look like?"
1st to 2nd; "Doesn't matter----------let's look for yours"