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    New words for your dictionary

    TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.

    BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was
    missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

    SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
    everything, and then leaves.

    ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement
    by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

    SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only
    to get screwed and die.

    CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.

    PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm,
    and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on.
    (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be
    cake.)

    SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn
    into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with
    the kids or start a "home business".

    SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

    STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

    PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE . The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
    electronic device to get it to work again.

    ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the
    rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often
    profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to
    solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless
    paperwork and processes.

    404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not
    Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

    OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've
    just made a BIG mistake ( e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

    GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
    buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
    member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is
    known as a McShit with Lies.

    AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black
    box'.

    AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

    BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
    cruise at 3am.

    BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after
    booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how
    you got here, and where you've come from.

    GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

    MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when
    viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

    MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:"Oo!Oo!Oo!
    Aa!Aa!Aa!".

    MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in
    the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people
    so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before
    you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter
    in your bed instead.

    PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
    she's got four buttocks

    SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person

    SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person

    TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women
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    hehe very useful words to know

    They are just too funny :LMFAO:

    SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person

    PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
    she's got four buttocks

    AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

    GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
    buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
    member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is
    known as a McShit with Lies.

    404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not
    Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

    STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

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    some really good ones! Great list!

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    Tremendous stuff - aussie kiss and salmon day my favs - will pass them on
    this afternoon at a weekly meeting I sometimes attend(I know too much info)

    Anyway great stuff still laughing and trying to remember them all.
    brightened my day - thanks a lot Magik
    Fav's, A'ndy, Nitrous Oxide, Magik,

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    Must mention the first one which I know all us males have done many times

    Testiculating

    this is so true and so very clever.
    Fav's, A'ndy, Nitrous Oxide, Magik,

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    im a stress puppy all the way
    ^_^
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    van deka owns!!!

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