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    Smile Top 10 Things Fkwits Do On MySpace

    Another 10 reasons why I don't have a MySpace account...

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    One

    there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
    it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
    "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
    no, it doesnt.



    TWO

    To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
    are you serious?
    You're stupid.
    Go play in traffic.



    THREE

    Don't ever post pictures and say
    "OMG, I'm so ugly"
    "OMG, I'm so fat"
    because if you were,
    you wouldn't post them.
    And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.



    FOUR

    Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
    Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
    Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
    even if you win, you're still retarded.



    FIVE

    Quit crying
    b/c you're not on someones top 8.
    who cares?
    ITS MYSPACE!!!



    SIX

    Who really cares if
    I don't accept you as a friend?
    MOVE ON!!!

    Don't send me another request or message asking
    "what's up with you not adding me?"
    I don't want you as a friend,
    that's what's up motherfker



    SEVEN

    Little 6th graders who have MySpace
    and look like sluts, and act like whores
    go somewhere else because nobody
    wants you here.



    EIGHT

    If you have decided to read this,
    you are a true MySpace Friend.
    Real friends read their bulletins.



    NINE

    I say you go and pass this on
    and maybe it will finally get through people's brains




    TEN

    And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
    repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will r4pe your dog
    tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna fsck your mom"

    QUIT BEING DUMB
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    hahaha
    you anti myspace
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    Haha lol N1
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    thats awesome hhahah
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    thats why i dont use myspace, fu*ck myspace.

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    Not sure if this was posted somewhere else at afterhours,
    here's another reason to dislike Myspace!

    WTF!!

    [youtube]g7wWC0tfJZY[/youtube]
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    yeah ive seen that vid somewhere before
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    ^^that kid is totally deranged and should be in a mental institution
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    Quote Originally Posted by t4e View Post
    ^^that kid is totally deranged and should be in a mental institution
    +1 its a bit disturbing to watch really
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    hahaha
    you anti myspace
    i hate myspace

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    hahaha
    you anti myspace

    Hell yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by robejaegs View Post
    Not sure if this was posted somewhere else at afterhours,
    here's another reason to dislike Myspace!

    WTF!!

    [youtube]g7wWC0tfJZY[/youtube]

    that child is possesed!!

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    that kid needs an exorcism performed on him pronto!

    those other two would've been better off leaving the little kid alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altered-Mind View Post
    that kid needs an exorcism performed on him pronto!

    those other two would've been better off leaving the little kid alone.
    i was going to say same thing

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