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    How to maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

    How to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

    1. At lunch-time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

    2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

    3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

    4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN".

    5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

    6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for smuggling diamonds".

    7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

    8. Don't use any punctuation or capitalizing

    9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

    11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

    12. Sing along at the opera.

    13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

    14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

    15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

    16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

    17. When the money comes out the bank machine scream, "I won! I won!"

    18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

    19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

    20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity - e-mail this to someone to make them smile.

    It's called "THERAPY"

    right Naveed?:lmao:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Acuario51 View Post
    7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
    ill start to do it, in accordance with the prophecy x''DDD

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    i'm hiding my coffee............:coffee:
    ......and God said, "Let there be Trance."

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    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

    11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
    lol

    genius!
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    Hahahaha...

    --Diet water--
    Ingredients:

    Low Fat Water


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    some of those made me laugh pretty good :D

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    Wonderful.. :D ..

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    O_o yes sir, in accordance with the prophecy...

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    The flour is on the second shelf... ahem.. in accordance with the prophecy.

    Nice...
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    . Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.


    i already do this!




    *while hiding the bottle of prozac...:mask

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    Awesome
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    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
    Hahaha! I'm gonna try that on next visit to Maccy D's!

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    19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

    This is the best one, according to the prophecy
    I can eat...planets!

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    I guess I'm not as sane as I thought I was. :tongue:
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