FUN THINGS TO DO ON A DATE

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FUN THINGS TO DO ON A DATE
(This may be your last date as well)


Warning: Actually doing any of the following will absolutely, positively
guarantee that your date will run quickly away from you screaming
something about you being completely insane...


1. Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.

2. Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.

3. Repeat every third third word you say say.

4. Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date.

5. Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms
outstretched, and make airplane sounds.

6. Order a bucket of lard.

7. Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in
fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.

8. Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins
talking about himself/herself.

9. When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.

10. Without asking, eat off of your date's plate. Eat more from their
plate than they do.

11. Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.

12. Drool.

13. Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full, and spray
crumbs. if a crumb lands anywhere near your date, pick up the crumb, put
it in your mouth and say, "I'm all about conservation."

14. Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head
waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the
restaurant. Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask
him/her "What took you so long in the bathroom?!"

15. Beg your date to tattoo your name on their forearm. Keep bringing
the subject up periodically throughout the meal.

16. Refuse to communicate in anything but mime for the entire evening.

17. Order a baked potato. When the waiter brings your food, hide the
potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the waiter for the potato you "never
got". When the waiter returns with another potato, have the first one
back on your plate. Watch the waiter's face.

18. Order your food by colors and textures. Sculpt.

19. Insist that the waiter cut your food into little pieces. In a
similar manner, insist that he take a bite of everything to make sure no
one has poisoned your food.

20. Bring a bucket along. Explain that you frequently get ill.
 
**12. Drool.**

Well, if you saw what kind of girls I hang around, you would drool too:lol::p:lol:
 
Well you know drooling is a common problem for some people. You can catch the disease after a trip to the dentist or if you forget to swallow, or if you swallow but forget to digest. It's like a cold, but your date can't catch it unless you end up kissing, in which case the both of you are drooling and the guy eating his noodles has a chuck, drooling all over whoever's next to him. Oh yes, it is a common problem.
 
Well you know drooling is a common problem for some people. You can catch the disease after a trip to the dentist or if you forget to swallow, or if you swallow but forget to digest. It's like a cold, but your date can't catch it unless you end up kissing, in which case the both of you are drooling and the guy eating his noodles has a chuck, drooling all over whoever's next to him. Oh yes, it is a common problem.


Ew:p

You know, sometimes when I am sleeping REALLY hard or something, I drool on my pillow:)
 
How hard would you have to be sleeping to release fluid from your body?
 
How hard would you have to be sleeping to release fluid from your body?

In some people, specially when they are really tired or breathe through their mouth because of a cold, the mouth opens up a bit and if you are sleeping on your stomach.........

TA-DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p:):lol:
 
Loved that list

#14,#17,#19 are t3h FUNz3rs
 
In some people, specially when they are really tired or breathe through their mouth because of a cold, the mouth opens up a bit and if you are sleeping on your stomach.........

TA-DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p:):lol:

Ah yes, lying on your stomach you say...I could see that, but does that leave room for dreaming? And if so, that other flavour of fluid could not readily be identified as drool. Critics often refer to that dreamstate as wet, and while the party involved would denounce its very existence, there is still the issue of cleaning it all up. If you can avoid drooling on a regular basis and keep your adolescence in check, you'll save yourself having to change the sheets. But who would really want to escape those kind of dreams?
 
11. Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.

hhahaaha best !!
 
i like 8,15 and 20,really funny
 

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