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    :LMAO: Ahmed the Terrorist


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    Smile

    Oh man did I get a good laugh from this!

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    check out Jingle Bombs on youtube as well (same achmed terrorist)
    Read this --> lacitybeat.com/cms/story/detail/trance_out/6530/

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    Jingle Bombs??? Just readin that title makes me

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    Silence! I Kill You!


    That line cracks me up big time!
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    hahahaa.....A..C...phlegm.....hahhahahhahaa
    ......and God said, "Let there be Trance."

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    *shrieks* SILENCE, I KILL YOU!
    ......and God said, "Let there be Trance."

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    SILENCE, I KILL YOU !


    ha ha ha ....
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    Good evening Achmed.

    Good evening.... infidelllllll...

    So you're a terrorist?

    Yesssss, I am a terrorist...

    What kind of terrorist...?

    A terrifying... terrorist... Are you scared?

    Not really, no....

    Wroooooo.... and nowww?

    Not really, no....

    wrro Hurrrrrooo.... how bout now?

    No.

    GOD DAMN IT!!!

    Oh oh.... I I mean uh uh Allah damn IT...

    SILENCE!!!...

    I KEEL YOU!!!


    Last edited by jedrekmx; Jan 4th, 2008 at 07:01.

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    heheh Ahmed is the best specialy .... Oh You know what i want to say ;)

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    - SILENCE! I'LL KILL YOU!

    *moving Achmed's feet*

    *Achmed shocked*
    -What the hell happened to my feet?!...... son of a "beach" what the hell?! oh wait a minute what the hell what are you doing what the stop it what are you doing..... *getting angry* STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!!! I'LL KILL YOUUUU!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :D


    - Ok listen Achmed i have something to tell you.
    - What?
    - You really are dead.
    - Are you sure?
    - Yes.
    - I just got my flu shot
    - You really are dead.
    - Wait, *surprised*, if i'm dead it means that i get my 72 virgins! *looks at the people* are YOU my virgins? I hope not!
    - Why?
    - There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there... If this is paradise, i've been screeeeewed!
    - Well did they say it would be only FEMALE virgins?
    - HOLY CRAP!!

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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    - So listen Achmed where did you come from?
    - Your freakin suitcase! hahahaha... i told another jokh! (joke)
    - If you had been in my suitcase all this time, how did we even get through security at the airport?
    - Oh that's easy, they opened the case and i got "helloooooooooo, i am Lindsay Lohaaaaan".

    LOL!!
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    - 2 Jews walk in a bar...
    - No no...
    - What?
    - No.
    - What, you don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard.
    - What i mean is i don't want racist jokes in my act.
    - Oh ok, how about if i kill the Jews?
    - No.
    - I'm kidding, i would not kill the Jews. No. I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death! hahahahaha. Yes yes i did the same thing with 2 catholic priests when i tossed in a small boy. Hahahahaha. Yes yes, and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson. Hahahaha!

    THAT'S WAY TOO FUNNY LOOOOOOL!!! :D
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    - So you guys have any kind of motto?
    - Like what?
    - You know, like "we're looking for a few good men".
    - We're looking for idiots with no future.
    - So where do you get your recruits?
    - The suicide hotline. Hahahahaha.

    LOL!!!
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    - So i guess you're Muslim?
    - I don't think so!
    - You're not Muslim.
    - Nooo.
    - Why?
    - Look at my ass. It says "Made in China".


    Hands up for Achmed the terrifying terrorist!!!! LOL :D :D :D
    ............Eternally Living In A State Of TRANCE............

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    :ROFL: No matter how many times I watch that video it keeps make me laugh!

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