Doctor in Newfoundland
A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't
want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and
take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Garge.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
"So,Garge, How was your day?"
Garge told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir".
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?"
asks The doctor.
"Third, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything
including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading
her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."